The "BiRTAs" - Big Red Truck Awards.
These are the most prestigious and glamorous awards ceremonies (which involve
Hot Rock) in the world. Held at the end of each leg of the Hot Rock Global
Challenge - they allow Hot Rockers to show off their latest designer clothes
and climbing injuries. Held in the most exclusive night spot in town - or
the nearest bar - and hosted by the suave and sophisticated Forathon Nine-Point-Smythe
they are always a highlight in the busy Hot Rock social calendar.
The categories for the awards are as follows:
The Sylvester Stallone Award for Best Climb/Climber
1) Fi - She's really got the hang of getting into the cab now.
2)Sarah - most hardcore begginner
3)Anthea - Kickass chick climber
4)Geoff - the wise tree climb (how can I find peace in my life)
The George Bush Award for Best Quote
Pia "Philosophy is just wank"
Tara "Its all about trumps and runs"
Dave "There's Dai and Fi - Oh no its three blokes"
Annie "Jonny's all floppy"
Annie "It's very long and swings both ways"
Gary "How do you fancy coming up the nose?"
Mel "Gary - I want to be on top of you"
Hazel "Do chickens have nipples?"
Liz on badgers cooking "Oh man this looks like stuff you'd feed to pigs"
The Joe Simpson Award for the Narrowest Escape
Fi and the truck - surviving the (15 ton) bouncing bridge
Tara - being mugged but saved by Annie and droog Barbie (Fi)
The Homer J Simpson Award for Stupidest Act
Ross - trying to get into Cazs sleeping bag
Stephan and Danny - heading up to Super Cannaletto without a rope.
Stephan and Danny - heading off to Cerro Cathedral without a harness.
Chile for building bridges we can't pass.
The Lady Godiva Award for Best Fancy Dress
The Swiss boys (Tom, Theo and Sandro) for their mid awards ceremony
trouserless dance routine
Colin – pimp boy
The Keith Floyd Award for Best Meal
Colin and Toms Steak, veggies and pineapple fritters
Bev and Steves Satay chicken
Ross & Dai - Lassagne
The Brian Bleesed Old Fat Knackers Award for Outstanding Non-
Achievement
Gary Wilson for almost climbing Acconcagua
Will the winners of the different awards please e-mail me with their achievements
so as they can be posted on the site.................
